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10/09/2003

Lupron achiever

I am only on day four of Lupron but I've been very productive. Here's what I've done so far:

  • reduced my poor husband to tears
  • caused several highway accidents
  • cut myself shaving
  • destabilized the yen on the world market

Tomorrow, if I can find the time between vandalizing the old folks' home and frightening the kids on the handicapped bus, I may very well annex the Sudetenland.

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