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10/09/2003
Lupron achiever
I am only on day four of Lupron but I've been very productive. Here's what I've done so far:
- reduced my poor husband to tears
- caused several highway accidents
- cut myself shaving
- destabilized the yen on the world market
Tomorrow, if I can find the time between vandalizing the old folks' home and frightening the kids on the handicapped bus, I may very well annex the Sudetenland.
