Because I try to be organized, I have been making a multitude of lists. I have committed today's to writing I can only keep mental track of so much.
Annoying things I do in the exam room while waiting for the doctor:
- obscure all drug manufacturers' names from the helpful posters that deck the walls
- turn the stirrup covers so that the comfy, fuzzy side faces out
- poke the top of the jelly-filled condom that sheathes the ultrasound probe so that cool and mysterious shadows appear on the screen
- sing a cheerful medley of Steely Dan songs loud enough to wake the dead