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11/04/2003
I am full of good ideas
I had this great idea. Why don't the makers of the vaginal ultrasound transducer and the fine folks who brought us the Hitachi Magic Wand put their heads together? It could revolutionize pelvic imaging.
Think about it, won't you?
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Maybe you should consider marketing your idea. I bet you'd be a millionaire by the end of the month.
I was thinking of a highly paid column somewhere - your writing is excellent.
Absolutely PMSL.
Dreaming, I just looked up what a Hitachi Magic Wand is. I think you could be onto a winner.
What I did find shocking though, is that they sell them on Amazon! I mean they ain't fooling anyone with that "vibrating massage" crap! :)
Vibrators are illegal in Texas. Of course, back massagers are not. (Wink) So, you would have to market this sucker as a "vaginal ultrasound transducer/back massager." I can see the infommericial now.
Thanks, but if I actually got paid for writing this, I wouldn't be able to swear quite so much. A girl has to hold on to her integrity, you know.
"Vibrators are illegal in Texas" - no! Really? Why? Was a law actually made to ban them? Must go google that one.
"...wouldn't be able to swear quite so much". Mmm, there's a lot more swearing in literature nowadays. Or is it more widespread in the UK than in the US? I know that we can get away with a lot more on television. When we have US guests on shows like Graham Norton, they often look quite shocked to hear his language.
But I was also thinking of a "chick lit" style book dealing with the same issues as your blog. But how on earth anyone finds the time to write books is beyond me, just maintaining a linking blog is hard enough!
Dear God, do I love Graham Norton. That is all.
Just popping in and catching up and enjoying your writhing (I meant writing but it's such an interesting subconcious typo) very much.
Having gone through mild infertility for a while, you've convinced me I would lose my mind trying to get through what you all are going through.
I'm off to read the rest, but wanted to add that vibrators themselves are not illegal in Texas, but owning more than 5 makes you more than a hobbyist and you are usually charged as something along the lines of possesion with intent to distribute.
You think its bad that vibrators are illegal in Texas....it's now illegal to own any sex toy in Alabama...those poor women.
Finally, a decent joke about the transvag ultrasound...
My boyfriend made approximately the same joke when I had to have a transvaginal ultrasound recently. Somehow, I think it's a joke only women are actually permitted. I laughed when I read your commment but gave poor Lee and icy glare for his.