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11/11/2003
Love is in the air
I will be spending my first wedding anniversary in consultation with a doctor at Cornell. Nothing more romantic than talking about sperm counts and cervical mucus with a total stranger.
Nothing, that is, unless you consider that the visit will also include a pelvic exam performed by said total stranger brandishing an ultrasound wand.
I wonder if I can get him to use a fancy condom on it.
Posted by Julie at 12:14 PM in I am full of good ideas | Permalink
Comments (1)
Crotchless panties- why didn't I think of that? I put a temporary tatoo sideways on my ass (it was a Van Gogh masterpiece, the Church at Arles) for my colonoscopy, and was trying to think of something for the retrieval.... too late now, I dont feel like shopping....
Posted by: Subversive Mother at Feb 4, 2006 10:20:33 PM
