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The gods gave me the finger

And the heavens did open and the urine rained down.

And, lo, the gods cast their all-seeing eyes toiletward...

...aimed a mighty collective finger at the plastic wand...

...glared at the crouching, pantsless supplicant...

...and commanded, "You will see no second line!"

Then, just for kicks, the gods did let forth a malicious cackle that thundered across the skies.

Glad someone had fun.