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11/10/2003
The gods gave me the finger
And the heavens did open and the urine rained down.
And, lo, the gods cast their all-seeing eyes toiletward...
...aimed a mighty collective finger at the plastic wand...
...glared at the crouching, pantsless supplicant...
...and commanded, "You will see no second line!"
Then, just for kicks, the gods did let forth a malicious cackle that thundered across the skies.
Glad someone had fun.
