Uterus: empty. Death ray: charging.
The official results are in from this morning's bloodwork negative as expected.
Remember what I said about the delay until post-cycle consultation? Mine won't be until December 1. Not only that, but they offered to do it by phone.
Unacceptable. How can I make the embryologist's head explode simply by staring at it really hard if we're not even in the same town?
I wonder if I should warn the staff to wear slickers for easy cleanup of the inevitable gore.