Small frightened mammal seeks women for good times, bludgeoning
Any of you ladies still looking for a mate? In honor of Valentine's Day, I have exerted my most expert matchmaking skills to find the perfect match for you.
No fighting, ladies. You can share — he's looking for 2-6 women of reproductive age. He'll even pay for medical care during pregnancy "up to a reasonable amount." That'll come in handy when you're having the 17 children he desires. ("Why 17? I don't know. It just seems like a good number to have. I didn't say this earlier in the web-site because I didn't want to scare you away right off the bat.")
Speaking of bats, if the competition between wives for this ferocious hunk gets too fierce, don't worry: you can always just whale on the bitches:
All this and he's intensely erotic...and circumcised.
All I can say is thank God I'm infertile. And nearsighted.