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03/12/2004
I in cyst
You know how I said I was giving my cyst perhaps a little too much input into my daily decision-making? Today it whispered most seductively, "Siiiiiign up your sister-in-lawwwwww to receive a freeeeee informationallll videoooooo about the Craftmaaaaaaaaatic adjustable beddddddddd."
Is there no end to the mayhem this thing will wreak?
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LOL, did you do it?
You MUST SUBMIT to the CYST!
LOL. I gave my sister-in-law's address and phone number to Jews for Jesus and Jehova's Witness. I don't know if they called, but it felt good!
I was going to place a classified ad for an open house at my SIL's address (she has the sort of address that people would flock to see, believe me) but I never got around to it.
Perhaps just a series of free, in-home estimates for carpet, drapes, or cabinet replacement instead?
And I don't even have a cyst. That I know about. If I do, it's probably in my goddamned brain.
Damn, I wish MY cysts had a sense of humor. No SIL's, but I do have an evil control-freak brother-in-law who deserves something cooked up by your cyst.
You're so punny.
I love that your cyst is just as clever as you.
I am catching up with your Blog- hope you read mail from your old posts. This talking cyst phenomenon has actually been made into a movie- you must rent it to be truly aware of what a cyst can accomplish: it is
How to Get Ahead In Advertising from 1989, Rachel Ward is in it- it has nothing to do with kids and it is caustic and dark, but hilarious. You need a good laugh,
Carol