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03/18/2004
I wish I were making this up
I just got back from the pharmacy, where I picked up my birth control pills for May's IVF. In front of me in line was an elderly gentleman. I was standing too close to him, and was punished for my proximity by learning that he was purchasing:
- Carmex
- Cialis
- three (3) canned hams
I hope to God he hit a sale.
The icing on the cake was the music playing over the PA system: Leo Sayer's "You Make Me Feel Like Dancin'."
I feel like dancin' (Woo!)
Dancin' (Woo!)
Dance the night away...
Dancin' (Woo!)
Dancin'
Ahhhhhh...
Three. Canned. Hams.
