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03/06/2004
Search me
Periodically I go through the access logs so I can see how people are finding my site. Most of the search terms make sense — most people who get here via search engines are looking for information on IVF, or pregnancy, or, strangely enough, Fallopian tequila.
But these search terms make a little less sense to me. Make of them what you will.
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* Off-road vehicle.
Posted by Julie at 05:27 PM in The Internet is full. Go home. | Permalink
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Comments (17)
Thanks for the new additions to my Vietnamese vocabulary. I'll hurry and teach them to my son; I'm always getting harangued by people about what a travesty it is that he's not growing up bilingual.
Not that their kids are, either. What a shame. They should at least be learning bare-ass basic asshat. You know, "hello," "goodbye," "a miscarriage is just God's way of fixing a mistake."
Posted by: mollie at Mar 6, 2004 6:12:47 PM
First of all let me just say if anyone is paying attention to how much posting I have done today, No, I do not have a life.
Julie (if I'm not just a really gullible fool and those are really things people searched for) how do you see the access log? Some of those are extremely sick and twisted in a way I find frighteningly comical! Oh, maybe you don't use Typepad. I might not be able to see that info...or I might not be able to because I didn't spring for anything more than the basic package.
Anyways....
you've never had the surprise vaginal ultrasound? What part of the country are you from? It's customary in these parts, and always loads of fun.
Posted by: Kristine at Mar 6, 2004 9:12:19 PM
Julie... just in case you were wondering. That last one had me laughing so hard I was shooting red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting from my nose. Luckily for me I was actually eating said red velvet cake at the time... or else I would have thought I was bleeding to death.
Equally bent Brenda
Posted by: BrendaS at Mar 6, 2004 11:14:14 PM
Sent you e-mail, Kristine.
Brenda! You're bent, too! Come closer and you and I can make an arch.
Posted by: Julie at Mar 7, 2004 12:05:05 AM
Did you know that if you google-stupid god damn mother fucking miscarriage- you get getupgrrl's site?
Posted by: cheryl b. at Mar 7, 2004 5:39:26 AM
My cousin named his girls aurora(sp) and Ratona(sp), but made fun of me for naming my son Xavier.
Posted by: cheryl b. at Mar 7, 2004 5:55:05 AM
And I thought some of my search terms on my blog made no sense.... LOL
Posted by: Carrie at Mar 7, 2004 7:39:36 AM
Hey, Cheryl, if you Google stupid goddamn motherfucking miscarriage without the spaces my site comes up! This proves that getupgrrl and I have quite a lot in common, but that I like to smash my swearing together.
Posted by: Julie at Mar 7, 2004 9:32:56 AM
That baby-name site is one of the funniest things I've ever read (just behind this blog and most of the others from the lovely women here).
Toolio DuSac.
How much do you love that?
Posted by: Liz at Mar 7, 2004 1:10:49 PM
I loved the baby name site - where do you find this stuff?! "Eunwen", sheesh. Can anyone say that five times without it becoming "Urine"? Did anyone get a craving for supersize fries when they read McKaty? The silver lining to my infertility cloud is that it saved a baby from having a name with the three big sins - one of the girl names I liked had improper spelling, an unnecessary y, and (gasp) a city!
The "if i don't have my uterus" question made me wonder ... whose uterus does this woman have? Maybe she got mine and I got stuck with one from the leftover pile!
Posted by: jc at Mar 7, 2004 3:29:20 PM
The worst search term anyone ever used to find me was: "Dawn Friedman doesn't deserve to adopt a baby." That kinda cured me from reading my referral logs too often.
On my old infertility email list someone had a friend who had no uterus and people *still* told her she just needed to relax to get pregnant. This is why I'm for sex-ed in our public schools.
Posted by: Dawn at Mar 8, 2004 10:46:00 AM
"'if i don't have my uterus can i get pregnant'
I'd have to say no to that one. But feel free to get a second opinion, since I'm not a doctor or anything."
If a man can get pregnant (http://www.malepregnancy.com/) than she should be able to.
Posted by: Carrie Jo at Mar 8, 2004 4:55:07 PM
Speaking of surprise vaginal ultrasounds, does anyone know what type of ultrasound is generally used when monitoring whether or not you are ovulating? That's what's on the schedule for my next cycle and now I'm curious as to whether or not I'm going to be surprised by "cold-plastic-dildo-with-a-camera-on-the-end-sheathed-in-a-condom-and-shoved-halfway-to-paradise".
Posted by: Christina at Mar 9, 2004 3:28:31 PM
Christina, they use the dildocam for that. Enjoy!
If you want to freak the ultrasound technician out but good, I suggest you scrunch up your face, curl your toes, and emit a long, breathy moan as the thing is inserted.
Posted by: Julie at Mar 10, 2004 12:56:46 PM
Yipee, I can't wait. Thanks for ensuring that I won't be surprised on that visit.
Question number two: Should I bring my husband and then go on and on about how I'd take the dildocam over him any day?
Posted by: Christina at Mar 10, 2004 3:59:34 PM
I have no uterus, fallopian tubes, cervix but I've been feeling really sick lately, brests hurt, nausea , is it possible that I'm pregnant? Even though I've never had my period and all I have is ovaries?
Posted by: sam at Jan 8, 2005 12:07:37 PM
can you get pregnant when you on your period
Posted by: danielle at Jun 5, 2007 10:28:35 PM
