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06/19/2004
Camping, out
I'm off to camp. I won't be posting updates from the road, so the soonest you can expect a return is Monday morning, June 28, directly after my 8-week ultrasound.
Rules while I am away:
- Play nicely with each other.
- Ignore the trolls.
- Mock Tertia tirelessly.
- Don't break into the liquor cabinet. That's for medicinal use only, y'damn kids.
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Look forward to hearing more when you get back. From the date of your u/s pix, it looks like i am 4 days ahead of you. i so know the feelings of wanting to feel secure after 2 1/2 years ttc, 2 m/c and 2 IUIs and trying not to hit 40 (which i will in a few months!)
Have fun at camp. I look forward to your return as well as your macaroni jewelry show.
Have a great trip, Julie!
Does this mean we can't pick fights and muck up the blogserver with mudslinging?
OOOOK.
Have a nice time.
Party! Party! Party!
and no sneaking over to the other side of the lake to play with the boys, young lady.
This thing over here is pretty. Is it Royal Doulton? [crash] Oopsy, sorry! Really should have locked up the breakables before you went.
Have a lovely trip, though I and my refresh icon will miss you....
Trolls? I have learned to ignore them in chat rooms, but coming on to a blog? What the hell do they do, tell you to think negative?
Oh by the way, have fun at camp, use Skin So Soft by Avon to the skeeters away.
You really don't mind that I borrowed your underwear and toothbrush do you? I will wash them and put them back even!
*spoiling for a fight*
Lisa, beeyotch, that Skin-So-Soft stuff is bullshit! I spent a sweaty, oily night in Florence with thirty-six mosquitos who loved the stuff! And me!
Well, maybe it just doesn't work on Italian mosquitos.
And you know, I don't really think you're a beeyotch. I'm not good at this Jerry Springer stuff.
Hurry Home!!! Can't wait to see the results!!
What? I'm supposed to somehow keep myself distracted and entertained through my last (okay, in all likelihood, third-to-last) week of pregnancy without you and your brilliant observations and banter?
I'm sorry, but the exclamation points you sent me just aren't going to do it.
Nico wore your shirt today, BTW. Looked so goddamned cute in it. Like he was ready for... camp! Thanks again.
Have a wonderful time, but forget it. While you are gone, I'm going to break into the liquor cabinet and get all the trolls drunk, just so there will be even more of a ruckus. I'm feeling ornery.
Have a great/relaxing time at camp, I'll be twiddling my thumbs until you come back.
well.. I don't know about y'all... but since she's gone, after all.. let's have a rip*as party and rock on stimms!
Jilbur,
You aren't supposed to drink the stuff- its lotion- you ho.
Lisa
Fine y'all,I'm game for a little ruckus as much as the next person, but let me warn ya, after all the trouble I went to to jimmy the lock on the liquoir cabinet,the vodka and the crazy straw is for me! Got it?
PARTY AT JULIE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooohoooo!!
Well hell, I misspelled liquor. I must need more vodka, huh? Sigh.
I definately think we need some alcohol...rules are made to br broken!
All this waiting with no updates is bringing about the DTs eh?
I call dibs on the fallopian tequilla! Oooo, Julie's gonna be maaaad when she gets back. What if she punishes us by withholding our update treats? *gasp!*
I call dibs on the fallopian tequilla!
Oooo, Julie's gonna be maaaad when she gets back. What if she punishes us by withholding our update treats? *gasp!*
eeek, sorry about the double post. *blush*
Its easy to post twice when you are seeing double. Maybe we should eat something. I would hate to throw up all over Julie's carpet in the morning. Hey look there are girl Scout cookies in the freezer- oooh thin mints and tequilla, a wonderful combination.
Tertia is designated driver! Try not to throw up in her car either.
And if you're REALLY hungry, I've got floor cake.
Mmmm...floor cake.
Yuk, fallopian tequila???
*Picturing tequila with tiny hunk of tube at bottom, like worm* *Double shudder*
I myself prefer the Ovary Brandy, it's aged and nice and bitter.
Julie, have fun. we'll miss you.
Have fun - we'll miss you!
I sent her a text msg asking how she was and if she had any morning sickness. The bitch hasn't. I am not sure whether I can be friends with her any more. Here is her reply.
"NO m/s & I h8 it. What if I'm not pg anymore? Ah, fuck it & pass the vodka. Vomit some for me..."
Sounds like she is doing well and being typical Julie.
Well, Tertia, I guess you should vomit for her then. How about over here in this corner? Or maybe on the bed? The sofa? Hmmm... that looks like an expensive rug - might be the perfect place to hurl.
Tertia - Do NOT vomit for her. Your vomit is your vomit - if she wants to vomit she bloody well needs to take care of it on her own, selfish cow ;)!
Just stopping by to see how the party's going. Phew! What's that smell? Uh oh, I think I just stepped in what I smelled. Ugh, I need a drink; pass that vodka over here! No fallopian tequila for me. It'll give me a bad hangover.
Ok Carrie Jo, because I lurve you, I will share vodka with you.. But no crazy straw. You gotta swig direct. Kaay?
*snickers at mess*
Guys, we'd better make sure this mess is cleaned up before she gets back...she's going to kill us if she finds all these needles and pill bottles everywhere. I'm going through withdrawals.....why couldn't she pick a place in the woods where she could get internet access??? I mean, come on, those forest rangers must have email, right?
Cyn, I brought my own crazy straw so there! Brought back some Malibu too. Don't know if anyone else likes it, but if not I'll drink it all myself! Oh and pretzles too. Mandy, I don't know if we'll be able to get that needle down from the ceiling. Oh and what about that purple stain in the corner? What the hell is that??!!
Please come home soon!
I'll take the tequila, but I am NOT eating the fallopian tube! Last time I did that I was sick for days...
Who brought Barney to the party? Everyone knows he gets drunk, starts singing (BADLY) and then he barfs in the corner. HOW are we going to get purple dinosaur barf out of the white carpet? If only I'd at least made him grab the needle out of the ceiling before he and Baby Bop got into the fight.
Who wants to do a flaming hcg shot?
Who brought Barney to the party? Everyone knows he gets drunk, starts singing (BADLY) and then he barfs in the corner. HOW are we going to get purple dinosaur barf out of the white carpet? If only I'd at least made him grab the needle out of the ceiling before he and Baby Bop got into the fight.
Who wants to do a flaming hcg shot?
Who brought Barney to the party? Everyone knows he gets drunk, starts singing (BADLY) and then he barfs in the corner. HOW are we going to get purple dinosaur barf out of the white carpet? If only I'd at least made him grab the needle out of the ceiling before he and Baby Bop got into the fight.
Who wants to do a flaming hcg shot?
Yeah, I said it three times (oops, must be drunk) ....that's because I meant it, beeeyotches. *giggle*
Toga Party- head for the linen closet! Hey who knew that Julie's butt and mine were the same size, damn these are cute thongs. Oops better put 'em back, before she finds out.
Thank god I found the toothbrush, my mouth is like vodka barf.
I've gotten some very funny text msg's from her but I don't know whether I can post them cos she talks about someone at camp with her, and not sure if that person reads this blog. Damn. Cos its very funny.
But bottom line is she is doing well.
I am tired of being the designated driver and the responsible one.
CLEAN UP IN HERE!!!!!!! You bloody degenerates. Look what a mess this place is in. And who f'ing puked in the corner? And don't give me that Barney crap. Do you think I am stupid?
And Mandy, no more Vodka for you.
Oh crap, now I've laughed so hard I puked in my hair. Where's the bathroom? I need to borrow Julie's brush.
Vodka? There was vodka? I didn't even get a taste!! I can't believe you guys drank it all. Luckily, I found Julie's stash of amaretto under the bed, next to the box of chocolates and a brand new bag of Cheetos. Unlike the vodka hoarders.......I'm going to share......as soon as I figure out which of these chocolates I don't like.
Damnit, who stuck their fingers into the bottoms of all the chocolates looking for the good ones? I hate that!
Not me, I just spit them back out :oP
Is it wrong that I keep checking in here, even knowing Julie's not back 'til Monday?
Is it?
Mia, what do you think we're all doing here? lol :oP
Puking, sticking our fingers in chocolate, and blaming Tertia for all of it, of course!
I think if Tertia didn't want to be desiginated driver she should have thought of that before she got knocked up.
I have to go home, I can't clean up any more barf. I am however taking these very CANDID pictures I found of Julie with me- it took a long time to find them at the bottom of her underwear drawer. I bet I can post these somewhere-
Those chocolates were supposed to be a gift for her great aunt. Now you've eaten them all. Someone will have to go out and get another box.
Uh, well me and MY NEW BEST FRIEND MANDY here can't go buy the damn chocolates, cause we're too busy driniking Amaretto (where did she ever get such a big bottle anyway?)and WAAAAAY too shitfaced to drive. Besides you know how I am... I'll have eaten them by the time we get back anyway.
And, I don't stick my fingers in the bottom of chocolates...... the ones in the box with the bite out of em are my work!
And Barney, that idiot, you KNOW he can't hold his booze, gets all amorous too! I told him Baby Bop has severe PMS, but did he listen? Nooooooooo, so when he tried to jump her, the fight ensued. She beat his ass but good.
Wow, those pics of Julie are great! Can someone remind me to ask her the details of getting into this *points, squinting, turning pic around at different angles* position? Thanks.
Excuse me ladies, but did ya'll order a stripper? Since I appear to be the only man here it must be me. Let's get those dollar bills ready!
Whoa Cyn, why are you smiling like that?