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08/10/2004

Fashion victim

I have learned with relief that one need not give up one's own inimitable personal style when pregnant. There are so many options available, so many looks to choose from.

And contrary to what you might believe, it doesn't even have to cost a lot. Why, for the paltry sum of $14.99 (jeans with imprudently placed faux fading, clearance rack, discount store) plus some timeless classics you already own (husband's roomy-but-grease-stained T-shirt; holey underpants stretched beyond recognition by years of wash and wear) you can look just like you always have, exactly like a hobo.

A bigger, zittier, exhausted-looking hobo. Look for me this fall on the catwalks of Milan.

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