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Some have ugliness thrust upon them

Better women than I have sworn not to allow plasticized ugliness into their lives as they plan to bring home their children. That was never an aspiration of mine. Not only have I accepted it, I have embraced it. I have welcomed it. For God's sake, I've practically met it at the door beaming with a warm handshake and a cold martini.

In fact, I have even created it myself, achieving feats so stupendous they deserve their own gallery showing. Won't you visit the Museum of Ugly Baby Things?