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12/15/2005
Stats and splats
Continuous days of fever: 4
High temperature: 104.2° F.
Current temperature: 103.3° F.
Amount of enjoyment resulting from rectal temperature-taking: -5
Meals ingested in the last 72 hours: 1.00003
Meals kept down in the last 72 hours: 1
Ounces of milk kept down in the last...I don't know, three years: 0
Ounces of Pedialyte cheerfully accepted: 0
Ounces of Pedialyte ingested under main force patient and cheerful parental persistence: Enough...I hope
Times awake last night: ∞
Times vomited today before 8 AM: 2
Parents who got tagged: Both
Parent who got tagged directly in the crotch veiled only by ratty sweatpants: Guess
Hint: Not me
Substance milk-based vomit most resembles: wholesome cottage cheese, curd size dependent on time in stomach
Current local price, one gallon of regular unleaded gasoline: $2.15
Miles to Kansas: Too goddamn many, I'll tell you that right now
Update:
Number of thermometers in this house: 2
Large-print labels thermometers now bear: BUTT / NOT BUTT
