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09/21/2006

Glamour shots

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that bling.

Posted by Julie at 04:52 PM in I am full of good ideas | Permalink

Comments (87)

I spit my coffee on the computer screen - do you think you could market those at infertility centers?

Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by: Jenifer at Sep 21, 2006 4:56:08 PM

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I am on panera wireless at the mall and just drew a bunch of weird looks for laughing out loud. I want one of those sharps containers. I will carry it with my new Marc Jacobs dress and heels. So fashionable.

Posted by: Egg Donor at Sep 21, 2006 4:59:46 PM

Love the bedazzled sharps container. Stylin'.

Posted by: Elle at Sep 21, 2006 5:02:56 PM

Love, Love, love it!!!!

Did you do that with some sort of bedazzler?

Posted by: Paula at Sep 21, 2006 5:04:18 PM

Hilariously creative, as always!

BTW, thanks for the good wishes about our adoption decision-it meant alot. :)

Posted by: Natalee at Sep 21, 2006 5:08:03 PM

Thanks for the smile. I needed it! :)

Posted by: Jamie at Sep 21, 2006 5:17:44 PM

Gorgeous, Julie. Simply GORGEOUS.

That is the most elegant sharps container I've ever seen.

Posted by: amanda at Sep 21, 2006 5:18:04 PM

Awesome. Love it.

Posted by: Lyrehca at Sep 21, 2006 5:21:52 PM

You know you've been on the infertility coaster waay too long when the container with Ouch! is appealing as the au courant accessory. Ohh me loves the sparklies...

Posted by: pinkpoppies at Sep 21, 2006 5:22:30 PM

I want to hear what the nurses/doctors say when you turn that bio. haz. box into them. Great idea!

Posted by: Stacy at Sep 21, 2006 5:34:13 PM

You are freakin' hilarious!

Posted by: Julianna at Sep 21, 2006 5:36:06 PM

Ahhhh Lady Julie -- I love it. I'll add the blinged-out-sharps box to my list of gifts for the IVFer who has everything ;)

Posted by: Miss W at Sep 21, 2006 5:50:28 PM

I really like you.

Posted by: Jennifer at Sep 21, 2006 5:55:07 PM

Fantastic! It makes it so much more appealing while sitting on the bathroom counter too.

Posted by: Hero at Sep 21, 2006 5:57:53 PM

I think I love you. ;)

Posted by: Mir at Sep 21, 2006 6:03:27 PM

If you ever channel your creative energies for evil, we're fucked. You are too smart.

Posted by: Lisa V at Sep 21, 2006 6:12:19 PM

that is the most awesomest thing i've seen all day. good luck- i'm keeping my fingers crossed (and dammit they are starting to cramp).

Posted by: kimblahg at Sep 21, 2006 6:30:12 PM

You better patent that...the next thing you know your neighborhood stripper will have one instead of those 'mini purses' they carry for their dollar bills...

Posted by: Rachael at Sep 21, 2006 6:49:17 PM

only you.

Posted by: theoneliner at Sep 21, 2006 7:05:00 PM

You rock, as ever.

Posted by: Georgia at Sep 21, 2006 7:07:50 PM

You're so awesome.

Posted by: candace at Sep 21, 2006 7:07:51 PM

That. Is awesome.

HEY. Isnt it time to start a new stage over on the left-hand side-bar???? This is IVF #5 now. Or baby #2, or whatever!

Posted by: Foster at Sep 21, 2006 7:33:03 PM

You would make alot of $$$$ with the surrogate market!!!

Posted by: yanicka at Sep 21, 2006 7:45:47 PM

Time to come clean Julie... your job is the Bedazzler, isn't it? And your name is Tana?

I KNEW IT!

http://mybedazzler.com/

Posted by: Jessica at Sep 21, 2006 7:49:47 PM

OMG, I LOVE you. Think the "ouch" one would go over big at my pediatric office?

Posted by: Audrey at Sep 21, 2006 7:51:51 PM

Diet Dr. Pepper out the nose hurts! Stop doing that without giving us some warning! All of that aside...that may be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: Dee at Sep 21, 2006 7:54:04 PM

I can't properly appreciate the bling, because the box of repronex holds my eye like the evil cobra in Riki Tiki Tavi.
Question, on day after trigger: I've been unable to stop crying for 2 days. Could that be a side effect the repronex or am I going crazy?
Nurse's answer: It could definitely be a side effect. Call if it doesn't end in a couple of days, now that you've stopped the repronex.

Posted by: luolin at Sep 21, 2006 8:08:35 PM

I can't wait to see what you do with HPTs.

Posted by: chris at Sep 21, 2006 8:19:00 PM

Thank you SO much for making me laugh. I really needed that.

Just got back from the doctor's office (10 weeks) and no heartbeat. :(

I needed a laugh SO badly.

Posted by: Andrea at Sep 21, 2006 8:20:31 PM

You know what those ultrasound probes need? ....Yeah, you do. Just think, you'll have a few extra minutes in the exam room, a few sparklies in your bag. Don't put them too far up the wand, though. That could be bad.

Posted by: Meredith at Sep 21, 2006 8:26:02 PM

HI.LAR.I.OUS.

I want a bedazzled hospital johnnie to wear at my appointments. I think it would make everyone jealous.

Posted by: chatty cricket at Sep 21, 2006 8:42:29 PM

You have too much time on your hands. Really. It makes me want to bedazzle certain body parts. Just to see if the man notices.

Posted by: Sam at Sep 21, 2006 8:57:37 PM

Too frickin' funny. I am now SO tempted by the BeDazzler. Another useless craft item I could add to my stash.

There's likely to be a sharps container in my near future, so I'm keeping your idea in mind.

Posted by: Pink at Sep 21, 2006 8:58:06 PM

That's it...Julie can be the IVF fairy godmother, and have a bejeweled ultrasound wand. Can you say "babedy-bobbedy-boo"?

Posted by: DebbieS at Sep 21, 2006 9:02:54 PM

I was on the Zutano's website, looking through the gallery (and borrowing other's combo ideas) and saw Charlie. Or some baby that looks a damn lot like Charlie. Which has nothing to do with the stylish sharps box you have there...

Posted by: Jeanne at Sep 21, 2006 9:05:21 PM

Ah ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!! I would totally buy those. I'd buy them for all my friends too. I swear you could make a million selling those things.

Posted by: Mary-Mia at Sep 21, 2006 9:06:38 PM

Hilarious. I just picked mine up from the pharmacy yesterday and now I know what to do with it!

Posted by: JLM at Sep 21, 2006 9:19:15 PM

You crack me up!

Good luck

Posted by: soralis at Sep 21, 2006 9:28:11 PM

Finally! A legitimate use for the Bedazzler!

Posted by: Julia at Sep 21, 2006 9:38:17 PM

Freaking hilarious!!

Posted by: Amy at Sep 21, 2006 9:40:35 PM

Hahahahahahahaahahah. Oh my god.

Posted by: statia at Sep 21, 2006 10:15:51 PM

Oh, you just ain't right. But yeah, I want one.
Something is DEFINITELY wrong with you! :)

Posted by: Julia at Sep 21, 2006 10:31:09 PM

Hahahahahahahahaha! You are one warped chick, chickie! I can always count on you to make my day better. :)

Posted by: Beth at Sep 21, 2006 10:44:28 PM

LOL! You really need a sense of humor to go through fertility treatments. Chin up, and I wish you all the best!

Your Syringe Sister,
Sylvia

Posted by: Sylvia at Sep 21, 2006 10:57:41 PM

Dude. Step away from the Bedazzler and no one's gonna get hurt...

Posted by: cori at Sep 21, 2006 11:04:41 PM

Oh, you are the absolute best. The best.

Posted by: Loona at Sep 21, 2006 11:11:31 PM

How many did Paris Hilton order?

Oh, she hasn't called yet? 10 years from now she'll wish she thought of it first! That's hot!

Posted by: Jen at Sep 21, 2006 11:37:51 PM

that is kick ass man...seriously!

Posted by: Sandy at Sep 22, 2006 12:13:47 AM

You fucking rock.

Posted by: tiffany at Sep 22, 2006 12:25:02 AM

Now THAT'S the way to do it. Brilliant.
I'm thinking a feather boa for the dildocam, no?

Posted by: Menita at Sep 22, 2006 1:07:49 AM

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