« I think I will call him Dr. Iron Fist in My Velvet Glove for short | Main | In which I lose my Kool »

07/11/2008

Mathematical proof that I will do almost anything to avoid wearing that mall maternity shit

Scrubspattern

+


Pillowcase2

x

the required full bust adjustment

+

a fetus whose weight is currently estimated at 7 lbs. 14 oz.

=

me at 36 weeks

Comments