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10/02/2008
IBTC
- File under "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow": Please enjoy FUNWARI MILK CHAN. I wonder if they're sold in pairs.
- File under "Word to your lovely mother": A neologism found on turdwords.com, a site so patently NSFW that I'm not going to link it here:
- Natty Gs (n., plural): Loose, flappy breasts like the kind you'd see in National Geographic.
Two months postpartum, I could be a cover girl — and not for my arresting green eyes. - File under "I scream, you scream": PETA asks Ben and Jerry's to replace the cow's milk in their premium ice creams with human milk. Leave your best suggestions for delectable new flavor names in the comments — there will be a prize.
Posted by Julie at 09:44 AM in I am full of good ideas | Permalink
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Comments (153)
Tutti Fruity Titty!
Posted by: kat at Oct 2, 2008 9:48:09 AM
Boob-erry!
Posted by: Jennifer at Oct 2, 2008 9:51:20 AM
Funky Cold Medela!
Posted by: KLynn at Oct 2, 2008 9:56:39 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Julie at Oct 2, 2008 9:57:00 AM
Mammary Marshmallow Swirl
Marshmammary Madness
Nipple Nougat Crunch
Caramel Areola Swirl
You Promised Me Dog or Better Vanilla
Extra Creamy Chocolate Bosom and Extra Creamy Vanilla Bosom
Dulce de Leche de la Madre
Bosom Buddy Nutty
Neapolactation
Posted by: Orange at Oct 2, 2008 9:58:52 AM
I can't beat funky cold medela.
Posted by: june at Oct 2, 2008 10:02:18 AM
My, we are opaque today. I think I can guess at IBTC but NSFW ? I'm lost.
Posted by: Sara at Oct 2, 2008 10:03:07 AM
Boobie Batter (Brownie Batter)
Banana Tit (Banana Split)
Half A'Breast (Half Baked)
Booby Treasure (Berried Treasure)
Sweet Teat & Cookies (Sweet Cream & Cookies)
Juggin' Me Crazy (Jamacian Me Crazy)
Vanilla Fudge Tit (Vanilla Fudge Chip)
Posted by: Tamsen at Oct 2, 2008 10:03:57 AM
#7/Sara - NSFW = Not Safe For Work
Posted by: Tamsen at Oct 2, 2008 10:04:45 AM
Yucky Yogurt...
Posted by: Lily at Oct 2, 2008 10:06:18 AM
Well, if we're going for Ben & Jerry's, I'd totally go with
Breast Vanilla Ever!
Posted by: Wendy at Oct 2, 2008 10:16:53 AM
Nipple ripple (with apologies to Reginald Perrin)
Posted by: nichole at Oct 2, 2008 10:18:03 AM
Lactation Sensation
Yo Momma
I think they need a human milk ice cream in Apple Pie flavor, so it could be
"As American as Mom and Apple Pie"
Maybe pray while you're eating it, and then it could be "Mom, God, and Apple Pie..."
Yeugh...
Amy @ http://prettybabies.blogspot.com
Posted by: Amy at Oct 2, 2008 10:33:10 AM
Colostrumallow
Dulce de Duct-e
Peanut Udder Cup
Engorgemint
Oh, this is AWESOME...
Posted by: Jul at Oct 2, 2008 10:39:42 AM
Headlight Delight
Puttin' on the Tits.
Breastfest Blend.
Nipple Ripple.
(I did actually make breastmilk ice cream once. That's what happens when you have 100 oz of breastmilk in your fridge, not to mention the 300 oz in your freezer and your baby is less than two weeks old. Oddly, couldn't pump a thing with baby number two. I think i used it all up.)
Posted by: Meg at Oct 2, 2008 10:40:44 AM
Oh my god, Funky Cold Medela is AWESOME!
#3 KLynn, you are one clever individual. :)
Posted by: Helloheather at Oct 2, 2008 10:42:58 AM
Coffee Cool-tata
Posted by: Michelle at Oct 2, 2008 11:00:57 AM
Pump-kin Cream
Colost-rum Raisin
Cha-Cha Chocolate
Posted by: GJM at Oct 2, 2008 11:11:01 AM
No good names for the ice cream because #3 rules!
But if they could make ice cream, they could make butter...
Land O' Lactation anyone?
Posted by: Heather at Oct 2, 2008 11:15:28 AM
You Should Talk To A Lactation Consultant Frutti
Neapolanolin
Butter PeCans
Exocrine Gland Super Fudge Chunk
No, Not THOSE Kind of Cones...
Posted by: Jul at Oct 2, 2008 11:17:22 AM
Racky Road
Posted by: Julie at Oct 2, 2008 11:22:19 AM
Holy shit...Funky Cold Medela...that sent coffee into my nose! Awesome.
Macadamia Mammary Madness
Posted by: Kim at Oct 2, 2008 11:33:29 AM
"The Pump & Dump: New Year's Eve Ice Cream" (alcholic)
Posted by: Brenda at Oct 2, 2008 11:33:32 AM
I've Got a Lovely Pair of Coconut
Posted by: Julie at Oct 2, 2008 11:37:31 AM
Hmmmm, Not sure I can keep up with those...
Funky mommy
What a rack-rocky-road
Cherry Garcia's Mom
Boobielicious phish food.
Chocolate chippy titty
Posted by: Spacemom at Oct 2, 2008 11:45:06 AM
Nipplepolitan
Vanipple
Fore Milk Chocolate (low fat)
Hind Milk Chocolate
Thrushberry (actually, a frozen yogurt)
Fenugreek Maple
Posted by: gretchen at Oct 2, 2008 11:46:01 AM
No clever entry from me, but I had to say you are all the wittiest people ever.
Funky Cold Medela...my stomach hurts from the laughter!
Posted by: Melissa at Oct 2, 2008 11:49:26 AM
Pick me up parfait
Made exclusively with breastmilk from women on anti-depressants.
Posted by: MichelleL at Oct 2, 2008 12:27:36 PM
How 'bout
D-cup Runneth Over
Posted by: KLynn at Oct 2, 2008 12:30:07 PM
Yes I Had Curry Yesterday, Deal With It
Posted by: Kathleen at Oct 2, 2008 12:36:30 PM
These comments are making me laugh til I hurt! You people are hilarious!
Posted by: rosie_kate at Oct 2, 2008 12:42:35 PM
I don't think I beat funky cold medela...
Mamgo Twist
Creme Braissiere
Posted by: Elizabeth at Oct 2, 2008 12:47:35 PM
Banana Spilt Milk. :)
Posted by: Becky at Oct 2, 2008 12:47:53 PM
Dulce de la Leche League
(you all were tiptoeing around that one)
Posted by: Denise at Oct 2, 2008 12:54:35 PM
No witty entry from me so far...but damn...you all deserve a prize for your creativity!
Off point...am I the only one who can't stand the new trendy abbreviated name for National Geographic?? "Nat Geo"...sheesh.
Posted by: Angela at Oct 2, 2008 1:06:58 PM
I'm gonna go with Colostrum Crunch or Hooter Hash.
I'm all for treating animals "ethically" but I'm not clear on how milking cows is a bad thing...I mean, no one is killing the cows for their milk, right?
Posted by: Jesse at Oct 2, 2008 1:07:45 PM
Mint Chocolate Mama
Nipples 'n Cream
Chocolate Fudge Boobies
Peanut Butter Cups
Booby Batter
Knocked Up Nougat
Postpartum Praline
Everything But The Baby
New York Super Sore Fudge Pump
Posted by: Shawna at Oct 2, 2008 1:08:42 PM
Julie, yet again you make me spit tea onto my monitor. And then KLynn made me do it again. I have no great ice cream names, but MAN I needed that! Thanks!
Posted by: Jen at Oct 2, 2008 1:17:12 PM
Natty G's Expresso
Posted by: mudnyc at Oct 2, 2008 1:26:15 PM
Oh. My. God.
You are killing me with these.
I got nothin'.
Boobberry Cheesecake
Natty Geelicious
Why am I even attempting?
Posted by: Gillian at Oct 2, 2008 1:28:31 PM
I usually don't comment, but this made me....comments cracked me up!
Mom-alade
Suckling Strawberry
Lano-lime
Coco-duct Cream
Frozen Liquid Gold!
Leaky Breaky Heart
I'll quit, it's just getting worse from here out!
Posted by: Shes at Oct 2, 2008 1:32:42 PM
Momalicious
Posted by: MamaChristy at Oct 2, 2008 1:37:07 PM
HAHAHAHAHA EXPRESSO HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Julie at Oct 2, 2008 1:48:17 PM
Titty Titty Banana Bang
Posted by: Carrie at Oct 2, 2008 2:04:20 PM
I stole this from a message board, so I can't take credit for it, but
I Can't Believe It's Not Mother
Posted by: Elizabeth at Oct 2, 2008 2:20:26 PM
"Just Like Mom's!"
Posted by: Gabrielle at Oct 2, 2008 2:23:01 PM
OMG -- this is just the BEST! I can't get over how clever y'all are! Carrie stole my "Titty, Titty [bang, bang]" . . . so now I've got nothin! Maybe "Edy's Teedy's?" -- but I'm reaching!
Posted by: Stacey at Oct 2, 2008 2:36:01 PM
1) Does the fact that this strikes me as totally revolting mean there is something wrong with me? I mean, milk from nameless cows = okay, but milk from nameless women = not okay? Can I no longer consider myself a feminist?
2) Now I'm listening to Cornershop.
3) I look forward to reading the comments, but for now: I Can't Believe it's Not Udder!
Posted by: qwanty at Oct 2, 2008 2:46:03 PM
MILF-mallow?
Posted by: mamasutra at Oct 2, 2008 2:51:10 PM
Chocoletdown
Dulce de Latche
Posted by: Another Anna at Oct 2, 2008 3:07:06 PM
