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10/02/2008
IBTC
- File under "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow": Please enjoy FUNWARI MILK CHAN. I wonder if they're sold in pairs.
- File under "Word to your lovely mother": A neologism found on turdwords.com, a site so patently NSFW that I'm not going to link it here:
- Natty Gs (n., plural): Loose, flappy breasts like the kind you'd see in National Geographic.
Two months postpartum, I could be a cover girl — and not for my arresting green eyes. - File under "I scream, you scream": PETA asks Ben and Jerry's to replace the cow's milk in their premium ice creams with human milk. Leave your best suggestions for delectable new flavor names in the comments — there will be a prize.
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Tutti Fruity Titty!
Boob-erry!
Funky Cold Medela!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mammary Marshmallow Swirl
Marshmammary Madness
Nipple Nougat Crunch
Caramel Areola Swirl
You Promised Me Dog or Better Vanilla
Extra Creamy Chocolate Bosom and Extra Creamy Vanilla Bosom
Dulce de Leche de la Madre
Bosom Buddy Nutty
Neapolactation
I can't beat funky cold medela.
My, we are opaque today. I think I can guess at IBTC but NSFW ? I'm lost.
Boobie Batter (Brownie Batter)
Banana Tit (Banana Split)
Half A'Breast (Half Baked)
Booby Treasure (Berried Treasure)
Sweet Teat & Cookies (Sweet Cream & Cookies)
Juggin' Me Crazy (Jamacian Me Crazy)
Vanilla Fudge Tit (Vanilla Fudge Chip)
#7/Sara - NSFW = Not Safe For Work
Yucky Yogurt...
Well, if we're going for Ben & Jerry's, I'd totally go with
Breast Vanilla Ever!
Nipple ripple (with apologies to Reginald Perrin)
Lactation Sensation
Yo Momma
I think they need a human milk ice cream in Apple Pie flavor, so it could be
"As American as Mom and Apple Pie"
Maybe pray while you're eating it, and then it could be "Mom, God, and Apple Pie..."
Yeugh...
Amy @ http://prettybabies.blogspot.com
Colostrumallow
Dulce de Duct-e
Peanut Udder Cup
Engorgemint
Oh, this is AWESOME...
Headlight Delight
Puttin' on the Tits.
Breastfest Blend.
Nipple Ripple.
(I did actually make breastmilk ice cream once. That's what happens when you have 100 oz of breastmilk in your fridge, not to mention the 300 oz in your freezer and your baby is less than two weeks old. Oddly, couldn't pump a thing with baby number two. I think i used it all up.)
Oh my god, Funky Cold Medela is AWESOME!
#3 KLynn, you are one clever individual. :)
Coffee Cool-tata
Pump-kin Cream
Colost-rum Raisin
Cha-Cha Chocolate
No good names for the ice cream because #3 rules!
But if they could make ice cream, they could make butter...
Land O' Lactation anyone?
You Should Talk To A Lactation Consultant Frutti
Neapolanolin
Butter PeCans
Exocrine Gland Super Fudge Chunk
No, Not THOSE Kind of Cones...
Racky Road
Holy shit...Funky Cold Medela...that sent coffee into my nose! Awesome.
Macadamia Mammary Madness
"The Pump & Dump: New Year's Eve Ice Cream" (alcholic)
I've Got a Lovely Pair of Coconut
Hmmmm, Not sure I can keep up with those...
Funky mommy
What a rack-rocky-road
Cherry Garcia's Mom
Boobielicious phish food.
Chocolate chippy titty
Nipplepolitan
Vanipple
Fore Milk Chocolate (low fat)
Hind Milk Chocolate
Thrushberry (actually, a frozen yogurt)
Fenugreek Maple
No clever entry from me, but I had to say you are all the wittiest people ever.
Funky Cold Medela...my stomach hurts from the laughter!
Pick me up parfait
Made exclusively with breastmilk from women on anti-depressants.
How 'bout
D-cup Runneth Over
Yes I Had Curry Yesterday, Deal With It
These comments are making me laugh til I hurt! You people are hilarious!
I don't think I beat funky cold medela...
Mamgo Twist
Creme Braissiere
Banana Spilt Milk. :)
Dulce de la Leche League
(you all were tiptoeing around that one)
No witty entry from me so far...but damn...you all deserve a prize for your creativity!
Off point...am I the only one who can't stand the new trendy abbreviated name for National Geographic?? "Nat Geo"...sheesh.
I'm gonna go with Colostrum Crunch or Hooter Hash.
I'm all for treating animals "ethically" but I'm not clear on how milking cows is a bad thing...I mean, no one is killing the cows for their milk, right?
Mint Chocolate Mama
Nipples 'n Cream
Chocolate Fudge Boobies
Peanut Butter Cups
Booby Batter
Knocked Up Nougat
Postpartum Praline
Everything But The Baby
New York Super Sore Fudge Pump
Julie, yet again you make me spit tea onto my monitor. And then KLynn made me do it again. I have no great ice cream names, but MAN I needed that! Thanks!
Natty G's Expresso
Oh. My. God.
You are killing me with these.
I got nothin'.
Boobberry Cheesecake
Natty Geelicious
Why am I even attempting?
I usually don't comment, but this made me....comments cracked me up!
Mom-alade
Suckling Strawberry
Lano-lime
Coco-duct Cream
Frozen Liquid Gold!
Leaky Breaky Heart
I'll quit, it's just getting worse from here out!
Momalicious
HAHAHAHAHA EXPRESSO HAHAHAHAHA
Titty Titty Banana Bang
I stole this from a message board, so I can't take credit for it, but
I Can't Believe It's Not Mother
"Just Like Mom's!"
OMG -- this is just the BEST! I can't get over how clever y'all are! Carrie stole my "Titty, Titty [bang, bang]" . . . so now I've got nothin! Maybe "Edy's Teedy's?" -- but I'm reaching!
1) Does the fact that this strikes me as totally revolting mean there is something wrong with me? I mean, milk from nameless cows = okay, but milk from nameless women = not okay? Can I no longer consider myself a feminist?
2) Now I'm listening to Cornershop.
3) I look forward to reading the comments, but for now: I Can't Believe it's Not Udder!
MILF-mallow?
Chocoletdown
Dulce de Latche