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- File under "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow": Please enjoy FUNWARI MILK CHAN. I wonder if they're sold in pairs.
- File under "Word to your lovely mother": A neologism found on turdwords.com, a site so patently NSFW that I'm not going to link it here:
- Natty Gs (n., plural): Loose, flappy breasts like the kind you'd see in National Geographic.
Two months postpartum, I could be a cover girl — and not for my arresting green eyes.
- File under "I scream, you scream": PETA asks Ben and Jerry's to replace the cow's milk in their premium ice creams with human milk. Leave your best suggestions for delectable new flavor names in the comments — there will be a prize.