What not to wear
...to a meeting concerning your kindergarten son's hitting at school:
- Two words: Catholic schoolgirl.
- Two other words: Beer hat. (Via Twitter.)
- Arm in a sling, heavy eye makeup -- I favor Urban Decay eyeshadow in the Weeping Bruise palette -- and a few fake teeth to spit out casually during conversation.
- "The answer is nun. Nun more black."
- "I'm with Stupid --->" shirt, no matter how strategically you seat yourself in the principal's office.
(What I did wear: a matronly sweater and a shellshocked look, because oh em effing gee.)