If you're not kind of totally freaked out, you haven't been paying attention
A brief selection of images from the bookshelves of my children:
"Wait, wait, Ben, why are you crying? I thought you liked dogs."
"Shhh. Shhhhhhh. Don't cry, bunny. Does this one make you feel better?"
Criteria to consider when selecting a children's book:
Does it make me think of cat nipples?
...or that? (Still, it could be worse. It could be scratch 'n' sniff.)
Can you look at that picture without thinking of Boogie Nights?
...Bet you can't now.
To exorcise that vision, please enjoy...a piglet...hungrily eyeing...the meat case. Yes. That's much, much better.